Tuesday 2 May 2017

Bloodvar Cup Team: The Buchafen Bees

Team: Buchafen Bees
Race: Human
Captain: Meinholf, No 6.
Coach: Farald Rheingold (Human)
Colours: Yellow, black and white
Team Motto: "If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through"
Owner: Hector Cephas
Team Roster:
  1. Vargg Smart (Ogre)
  2. Flarkot Advar (Blitzer)
  3. Jory Valred (Blitzer)
  4. Baron Bosch (Blitzer)
  5. Edwin Fentleberry (Blitzer)
  6. Meinholf (Captain, Thrower)
  7. Duke Panzermann (Lineman)
  8. Marquis Farren (Lineman)
  9. Jekil Wulf (Lineman)
  10. Uther Slodar (Catcher)
  11. Odamar Roblor (Catcher)
  12. Detlef Farren (Lineman)
Team Photo:
Rear: Varg Smart, Duke Panzermann, Flarkot Advar, Uther Slodar, Marquis Farren, Jory Valred, Farald Rheingold
Front: Baron Bosch, Odamar Roblor, Jekil Wulf, Edwin Fentleberry, Meinholf, Detlef Farren

Coach's pre-season comments:

"Some people believe Bloodbowl is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

"If we're going to win the league this year, we're going to have to finish ahead of all the other teams and we've got as good a chance as everyone else of doing that. I would not be bothered if we lose every game as long as we win the league."

Captains pre-season comments:

"It's all about the two M's - movement and positioning. Slodar has still got the same legs as he did five years ago and the ageless 30-year-old Bosch will see us through alright.

"If we just give it a 110%, we'll be good."


  1. Reporter: "Coach, is there any truth behind Marquis Farren's alleged affair with the Lady Malaquis of the Woodland realms?"

    1. I couldn't possibly comment about his performance off the pitch but if he can score away from home like that then we're onto a winner.