Bloodvar Cup Team: Da Blue Boyz

Good evening iron clad inflated squig fans!

The Bloodvar Cup, sponsored by Bloodvar - the home of beer that tastes

like blood! - is proud to introduce you to the Blue Boys! Hailing from

the inhospitable regions around Black Orc Pass.  They have all the

unfortunate traits of their race, this includes the inability to see

further than their fists.  The Blue Boys are a new team, fresh from

slaughtering hardy Dwarves and Empire Troops, eager to make a smash on

the Blood Bowl League!

The team currently consists of:

1 - Throwa - Dagga Gutstompa

2 - Throwa - Grug Teefsmasha

3 - Black Orc - Snagod Eadbasha

4 - Black Orc - Gasher Slashbanger

5 - Blitza - Razorface Necksnappa

6 - Blitza - Gotrog Fister

7 - Lineboy - Hurta Bonebreaker

8 - Lineboy - Gorsnik Gobstompa

9 - Lineboy - Zagzrug Stuntysmasher

10 - Lineboy - Heddrak Teefsmasha

11 - Lineboy - Zagruz Necksnappa

12 - Lineboy - Sluggard Deathskull

13 - Lineboy - Gazark Fistsmasha (was too busy fighting to get a picture done)

We are lucky enough to have a syndicated report from Bob Bobbinson and

the coach Snotpicker Crotchscratcher of the blue boys

Bob Bobbinson:  So facebitter, how do you think the blue boys will do?

facebitter Snotfinga: its da bloo boyz, blooming can't speak poppa

Bob Bobbinson: urn, sorry about that Facebitter, do you have any

interesting and game plans mapped out?

facebitter Snotfinga: Nah, we is gunna punch the others teams in da

face.  We is da strongest.  Dos utha yella orcs is wimpy too.  Weez

gunna step on dem.  Dem, fancy pointies need a good squishing to.

Wees is gonna step on da ijuts dat fall down too!

Bob Bobbinson: So, orc tend to be less agile on the pitch than other

teams, how do you plan on getting the ball over the line?

facebitter Snotfinga: Wots da ball?

Bob Bobbinson: You get the ball over the line to score

facebitter Snotfinga: ......

Bob Bobbinson: To win the trophy?

facebitter Snotfinga: Der is a tropy?

Bob Bobbinson: Yes

facebitter Snotfinga: Can u hit stuff wiv it?

Bob Bobbinson: ......

So yes, interesting stuff from the Blue Boys camp.